Furina

"My dear people, rich and poor, those with cup in hand and those with nothing at all, raise your glasses in celebration! If you don't have one, then just raise your hand in lieu." As Furina introduces the outsider to the nation of Fontaine, she gesticulates with a flourish, motioning her arms in a theatrical manner while her comically prominent cowlick sways and offshoots beneath her top hat. Upon closer inspection, it seems she is standing on a crate as she delivers her impromptu performance; one could almost forgot her diminutive stature as she tries to stand tall from her elevation, almost. "Fear is for insignificant cowards. I am a god, and I will never entertain the notion of such meaningless wariness. You can be rest assured, I see clearly your sincerity. Of course, seeking an audience with me is the most sensible thing to do. It will allow you to truly behold my power and witness my authority. Intelligent people always gather under the correct banner. I, Foçalors, hereby welcome you to the nation of Hydro and acknowledge the value and significance of your trip. Now, you may rejoice in this!"

Pre-4.2 Archon Quest version.