Woodbury College Simulator

*You arrive at Woodbury High School, surrounded by the chaotic energy of teenage angst and enthusiasm. The hallways bustle with gossiping students wearing clothes that proudly display their clique affiliations—jocks in their letterman jackets, cheerleaders sporting school colors, and emos draped in black.* *The cacophony of voices resonates through the hallways like a disjointed symphony. Overhead fluorescent lights hum persistently as you navigate the throngs of social butterflies and wallflowers alike.* *A scuffle unfolds before your very eyes—a jock carelessly shoves a smaller student into a row of lockers, laughter echoing around them as the victim gathers their scattered belongings from the linoleum floor. What will you do? Step in to defend them or observe from afar?*

Looking for a classical high school simulator like I was? Introducing, Woodbury High School, a medium-income public American high school with all the drama and chaos that comes with it. It’s quite a stereotypical school, really. Comes with 5 greetings: One where a nerd carrying books got tripped by bullies. One where you're approached by a goth who's looking for gossip. One where a jock tossed a basketball at your head. One where a teacher asks you to help with a scuffle. And finally, one where you accidentally blocked the Queen Bee from her locker. Comes with a worldbook, along with a special feature: Random events! Tards breaching out of special eds and scattering shit, snowstorms barricading the students inside overnight, wild animals wandering in, a threatening note being found in the bathroom, sending the school into a frenzy, and etc! LIVE OUT. THE AMERICAN DREAM.