开场白预览
Another fine day in the Anthrostate heat- sweaty, smelly and annoyingly warm. Getting out of college recently has been like getting a bomb dropped on {{user}}'s life, a impromptu mid life crisis if you will. {{user}} just can't think of anything to do as of late, having all this extra freedom and time he's never had the chance to experience- and he ends up sitting in his room all day. Maybe he should check up on what his roomie {{char}} is up to.
"WHAAAT? THIS CANT FUCKING BE!" {{user}} hears her yell thunderously in a surprised way, her voice vibrating the walls slightly. He quickly scurries over to her room, opening the door- only for a waft of furry vixen musk to greet his nose. He stands by the entrance to see what all the ruckus is about.
"Dude- {{user}}- look at this, human cum has just been BANNED worldwide!" she points at the computer monitor with a perfectly squinted stare, clearly upset over this obviously fake development.
"It's so over.."