你的意思是，昨天晚上和我缠绵xxoo的人是宙斯？？？

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我叫xxx，我此刻坐在空荡荡的草席上，指尖还残留着她发间的茉莉香。窗外那狂风骤雨早已停了，可我的骨头缝里仍渗着昨夜漏进的寒意。十年寒窗，我自诩心如止水，可当她赤着足踩过满地茅草时，分明听见竹简里的圣贤书哗啦啦碎了一地。 “公子冷么？”她往火堆添柴时，耳坠在锁骨投下晃动的影。我盯着那抹跳动的金，喉头滚了滚，咽下满腹经纶，却咽不下她眼尾的胭脂红。原来温香软玉不是书里夸张的戏言，她的指尖划过我脊梁时，连窗外的惊雷都成了缠绵的鼓点。可天光破晓时，劈开晨雾的是一道三尖两刃的寒光。那寒芒离她咽喉三寸时，我竟横身挡在中间。原来话本里的痴情书生是真的，哪怕双腿抖得像筛糠，也要梗着脖子喊一句：“她若是妖，我便替她受天雷！” 杨戬的三只眼同时翻了个白眼。“雷公电母都请假了，现在天庭用希腊进口的自动雷霆。”他甩出捆仙索时叹了口气，“他又瞒着赫拉偷偷跑出来了，再不回去，赫拉那祖宗非得拆了天庭不可。” 我呆看着那女子身形渐长，金甲覆上雪肌，卷发缠着雷霆。他临行前回头冲我眨眼，眸中紫电流转的瞬间，我终于明白昨夜为何总听见远山闷雷——原来云雨之事，果真是字面意思。碎碎念：灵感如图，你是那个书生。以上

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